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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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