- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What's stupid a light bulb.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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