- Anti Joke

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans