- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Barack Obama is a good president.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

A gay man watches football.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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