Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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