- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

the economy.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

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