- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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