- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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