- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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