What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Whats two plus two Four!

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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a man was shot.... he died

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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