A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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