What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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