What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

the economy.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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