A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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whats white jizz

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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