- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

knock knock Dave's not here.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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