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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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