- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What is life? Paul.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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