- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

The american education system.

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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