- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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