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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

i like turtles

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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