- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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