A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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lets bomb africa

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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