3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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A guy walks into a bar

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Antijokes...

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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