- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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