what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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deez nuts

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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