- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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