what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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