- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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