- Anti Joke

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

I don't believe in giraffes.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Tony Romo

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy