- Anti Joke

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Anti Joke

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