What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Detroit has a low crime rate

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Women's rights.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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