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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Seriosly. too much sex again?

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline