- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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