- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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