- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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