- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Smeg...

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Chlamydia

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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