Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

there once was a black man who played basketball

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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