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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

A storm be brewin!

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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