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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Why was the man sad His got raped

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

The Morman Religion.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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