Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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