- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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