Turkeys are obese

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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