- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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