- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's stupid a light bulb.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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