- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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