I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

A American seeking into mexico

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

civil rights

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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