- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

A guy walks into a bar

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Antijokes...

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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