- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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