- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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