What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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