- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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