- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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