Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

thumb_up thumb_down +4

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

thumb_up thumb_down +4

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What fires shots? A gun

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops