Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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