You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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