what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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anus

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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