- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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