- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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