John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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