your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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A storm be brewin!

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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