Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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My spelling is horrible

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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