I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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pobody's nerfect

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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