- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why? Why not?

knock knock i have diarrhea

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Jimmy Saville

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??