Women's rights.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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