- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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