When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Anti Joke

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