- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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