A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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