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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

ure mama's so fat

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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