Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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