- Anti Joke

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.