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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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