- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

here's a joke... the american education society

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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