- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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