- Anti Joke

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.