- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Detroit has a low crime rate

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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