- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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