- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

knock knock i have diarrhea

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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