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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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