- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

God is real.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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