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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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