A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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