- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

A muslim paints Mohammed

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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