Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What? Huh?

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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