- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God is real.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Chuck Norris.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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